Madame President, I know EXACTLY what is going on. You are deliberately hiding so I would come back from Taiwan, aren't you. (That is a STATEMENT, not a question.) I know that Agent Daws isn't...quite up to snuff, but he was the only replacement I could find on such short notice (God only knows what would have happened if I had brought YOU to Taiwan with me).
So quit it and...get back here...now.
Madame President, this really isn't funny.