Friday, June 15, 2012

Now I'M In Hiding

A few weeks ago, I got back from ------, and was surprised (and terrified) to learn that Madam President was BORED and overworked. Mostly BORED. This has forced me to go into unofficial hiding so I'm not mauled to death for "ignoring" her. Oh boy...this summer is going to be crazy. S.S Agent Lee

Monday, April 30, 2012


Soooo....I haven't posted anything about my whereabouts for a while now. Well, I don't actually say where I am because that would cause a mass hysteria where I am forced to relocate, not that that has ever happened.... The past couple of months have been filled with tons of paper work, mostly busy work. I felt like I was a mass murderer because of all of the paper that was coming out of my printer.
But this summer I will be back up to my old self, and that means getting back in contact with my old body guard Agent Lee who, for the life of me, has not contacted me once since arriving back in the [name has been removed for security reasons].
So she better watch her back because I am going to hunt her down.
Because it is summer, and I can because I am Madame President.
I am also bored, so who knows what I will do to find her and what I will do WHEN I do....