Friday, June 15, 2012

Now I'M In Hiding

A few weeks ago, I got back from ------, and was surprised (and terrified) to learn that Madam President was BORED and overworked. Mostly BORED. This has forced me to go into unofficial hiding so I'm not mauled to death for "ignoring" her. Oh boy...this summer is going to be crazy. S.S Agent Lee

Monday, April 30, 2012


Soooo....I haven't posted anything about my whereabouts for a while now. Well, I don't actually say where I am because that would cause a mass hysteria where I am forced to relocate, not that that has ever happened.... The past couple of months have been filled with tons of paper work, mostly busy work. I felt like I was a mass murderer because of all of the paper that was coming out of my printer.
But this summer I will be back up to my old self, and that means getting back in contact with my old body guard Agent Lee who, for the life of me, has not contacted me once since arriving back in the [name has been removed for security reasons].
So she better watch her back because I am going to hunt her down.
Because it is summer, and I can because I am Madame President.
I am also bored, so who knows what I will do to find her and what I will do WHEN I do....

Thursday, November 10, 2011

Never Again

I was very excited to take on my new assignment; it did, after all, include a training camp in Guatemala, followed by a two week wilderness survival drill in rural Chile.

It was a recipe for success which morphed into utter disaster.

In Guatemala, I was the only female agent in the program at the time, meaning I bunked with a bunch of morons who thought it was cool to waste training ammo by shooting as squirrels and (I kid you not) clouds. Needless to say, I was less than impressed.

In Chile, it rained the whole two weeks and it was nearly impossible to get anything done with those stupid tremors (every shelter I built was demolished). After a particularly nasty tremor, a tree fell on my leg. I am currently out of commission (although I did finish the exercise).

I can't believe I'm saying this, but I'm excited to go back to my old job. Being Madam President's bodyguard is certainly challenging, but at least things get done. And she's not that bad to be around.

I'll be back in commission next week, starting back up at the White House. What a relief!

S.S.A Lee

Tuesday, September 27, 2011


Why hello everyone.

I bet you thought I had left the planet. Which, I probably did, but that is all secret hush-hush so don't ask me for details until after Dec. 2012. So much has happened since that short post I made around the beginning of this year, or was it last year.

Anyway, Greece was fun, well it was technically all of Europe. That was where I spent my vacation time when I was not (or was I?) in space. I even paid a visit to Stonehenge before I came back home, to make sure there was no lingering traces of a certain box that had been hidden there.

No worries. It's gone. Maybe that's why I was in space. Who knows?

I am sad to say that Agent Lee was right. She has been assigned to another top secret agenda right now, so we have not seen each other for a while. But you would be glad to know that I do drop her goodies every now and then. Even while she's out on assignment. It was really fun to dangle from a helicopter so that I could drop a box of chocolate chip cookies down into a hidden stone chimney that led down to a secret hide-out.

Just to be technical, my "wave pool" that Agent Lee referred to in an earlier post is non-existent. That money is being put to better use. A use that I cannot say until after Dec. 2012 or was is 2011? I don't remember and my contact with whom I talk to about this future event is currently out of reach and I don't have a good long-distance plan for a call to actually go through. 

Even if I did get a call through all I would hear about is stetsons instead of fezzes, bow-ties, and be prepared to run.

Saturday, August 27, 2011

New Beginnings

Well, I have new duties. I'm being reassigned to a new program, and I won't see Madam President as much anymore. I have to say, I am rather depressed at the thought (strangely enough). But the blog will survive! Madam President is also starting in a new program. She'll still have her presidential duties, of course, but she's taking specialized classes part-time. Please continue to support the both of us!
S.A. Annabel Lee

Tuesday, May 10, 2011

Madam President is a Git

Ha! See, Madam President?! That's what happens when you don't post and you cut my paychecks for your stupid wavepools! So HA!!!

Thursday, January 20, 2011

Finally, A Computer!

This is Agent Lee--
I apologize profusely for the lack of correspondence on my part; my computer died back in November (possibly October) and I was just able to get a new one this month. At last, internet!

Not much has been happening. I've been taking place in United Nations talks (on behalf of Madame President). They went well--except for the fact that my good friend and UN partner Robert decided that caucus was a good time to start a Gin Rummy tournament...and the Sprite in a paper bag...and the tic-tac-toe with China...but other than that, it was fairly successful.

Madame President has been busy--she is currently in Greece on a conference. I'm stuck here; but if she goes missing again, I will throw a holy fit and storm the embassies and arcades of Greece.

Don't think I'm joking, Madame President--you know I'm not!

Secret Agent Annabel Lee