:P

I will ignore your comment about my lovely red tutu. It was my newest clothing accessory for month of November. And about that script....I didn't need one. No lines. But there is no bitterness here. No sir-ree!

Anyways, enough about me....wait....this post is my post. Which means I can talk about myself as much as I feel like.
Hmm....Let's see....what can I talk about that would get on my dear p.b.g (person body guard)?
AH! I remember a time when we were eating dinner. She subway, me panda express. Yum. Anyways, you all know how they always give you a fortune cookie with your meal? Well, I got one that I saved for later. Well, later came soon, because as we were walking around town, Agent Lee was acting all paranoid and such. So I opened my fortune cookie because I was starting to get hungry again. And guess what it said!!!!
"Don't be overly suspicious where it's not warranted."
I laughed so hard that I almost peed my pants. So I tell my dear agent Lee.....Please don't be overly suspicious about that box of chocolate chip cookies that I left on your desk....I didn't forget anything this time....well....I might have mixed up the salt and the sugar again....the Secretary of defense said that they tasted good....but I did catch him tossing the box that I gave him in the trash as I left his office.
Anyways, this is my post. Lovely isn't it??? I finally got around to it, even when I was very busy.
Yes, Agent Lee, I do count avoiding my responsibilities as what keeps me busy the most. It is at the top of my to-do list everyday.
Good day....good night....good bye....
I'll get back to my public sometime or later.

Curse You, Madame President!

Dear Madame President,
It has been MONTHS since you posted anything. The deal was that we would take turns posting, yes, but when you don't post for FOUR MONTHS, it tends to tick off the second party involved in the agreement.

Madame President: POST THIS WEEK. OR I WILL SHOOT YOU. IN THE HAND. So drop the tutu and the script and start typing.

I mean it! I'm so bored here!

Secret Agent A. Lee
American Secret Service
Bodyguard of a Moron

Hi...(nothing to say, really)

Hello everyone. I'm sorry, but I have nothing to write. I am completely drained. So, as you might have heard, Madame Stupid ditched her "temporary replacement" bodyguard to hang out at the arcade. Can you believe it?! I mean, here I am with my first week off since the Calcium Debacle of '09 (stupid congressmen's aids and their stupid gallons of milk) and Madame President goes and screws it up.

Oh well. I found a new outlet to unwind: deserts. I made some parfaits last night (with mint and raspberries from MY garden) and they turned out pretty cuss good.

Anyway, I'm thinking of making Madame President come with me to the shooting range.

And not giving her earplugs.

I have a feeling that'll make me feel MUCH better.

Secret Agent A. Lee
Personal Presidential Bodyguard
United States Secret Service

Hi Everyone

he...he...
Hi everyone. Sorry about that last post. Hope you didn't think I got assassinated or anything bad like that. I got distracted and hit the post button too soon and haven't gotten back to this till now.
In my defense I was totally winning that pac man game when agent Lee came storming into that arcade. She didn't have to wreck it like she did. Anyways while I was occupied with computer stuff I found a couple of videos ya'll might like.

Video Number One


Video Number Two


Have fun laughing my wonderful subjects, I mean public.

Are You Kidding Me?!

THE ARCADE?!

SHE WAS IN THE ARCADE?!

Soooooo Not Funny

Madame President, I know EXACTLY what is going on. You are deliberately hiding so I would come back from Taiwan, aren't you. (That is a STATEMENT, not a question.) I know that Agent Daws isn't...quite up to snuff, but he was the only replacement I could find on such short notice (God only knows what would have happened if I had brought YOU to Taiwan with me).

So quit it and...get back here...now.

...Now.

Madame President, this really isn't funny.

SHH...I'm Hiding

Hello everyone of the planet earth. I am typing to one and all from my secret computer in the basement of the big house. I have skulked...(hehe...i love the word skulk....i try to use it on a daily basis. anyways)... out of one of the many meetings I have on a daily basis and hide in the basement where I am in my pj's, eating ice cream and cookies, and watching the latest movies. Such as Star Wars, Sherlock Holmes, and other fun stuff!!! Yay!
You might be wondering how I managed to skulk away without detection. It is because I have a substitute body guard. (who, in my opinion, isn't really good at his job. I wonder how he became a special agent in the first place... the mysteries that haunt my mind.) You are wondering what happened to my beloved body guard that you have grown to love Agent Lee is. Taiwan's what happened. She got called away for a special training thingy and didn't think of taking me. How unthoughtful of her.
Okay everyone....I have a special surprise for you all....Hold your breath in anticipation!!!! Okay... I'm going-------------