Greetings

Why hello everyone.

I bet you thought I had left the planet. Which, I probably did, but that is all secret hush-hush so don't ask me for details until after Dec. 2012. So much has happened since that short post I made around the beginning of this year, or was it last year.

Anyway, Greece was fun, well it was technically all of Europe. That was where I spent my vacation time when I was not (or was I?) in space. I even paid a visit to Stonehenge before I came back home, to make sure there was no lingering traces of a certain box that had been hidden there.

No worries. It's gone. Maybe that's why I was in space. Who knows?

I am sad to say that Agent Lee was right. She has been assigned to another top secret agenda right now, so we have not seen each other for a while. But you would be glad to know that I do drop her goodies every now and then. Even while she's out on assignment. It was really fun to dangle from a helicopter so that I could drop a box of chocolate chip cookies down into a hidden stone chimney that led down to a secret hide-out.

Just to be technical, my "wave pool" that Agent Lee referred to in an earlier post is non-existent. That money is being put to better use. A use that I cannot say until after Dec. 2012 or was is 2011? I don't remember and my contact with whom I talk to about this future event is currently out of reach and I don't have a good long-distance plan for a call to actually go through. 

Even if I did get a call through all I would hear about is stetsons instead of fezzes, bow-ties, and be prepared to run.

New Beginnings

Well, I have new duties. I'm being reassigned to a new program, and I won't see Madam President as much anymore. I have to say, I am rather depressed at the thought (strangely enough). But the blog will survive! Madam President is also starting in a new program. She'll still have her presidential duties, of course, but she's taking specialized classes part-time. Please continue to support the both of us!
S.A. Annabel Lee
U.S.S.S

Madam President is a Git

Ha! See, Madam President?! That's what happens when you don't post and you cut my paychecks for your stupid wavepools! So HA!!!

Finally, A Computer!

This is Agent Lee--
I apologize profusely for the lack of correspondence on my part; my computer died back in November (possibly October) and I was just able to get a new one this month. At last, internet!

Not much has been happening. I've been taking place in United Nations talks (on behalf of Madame President). They went well--except for the fact that my good friend and UN partner Robert decided that caucus was a good time to start a Gin Rummy tournament...and the Sprite in a paper bag...and the tic-tac-toe with China...but other than that, it was fairly successful.

Madame President has been busy--she is currently in Greece on a conference. I'm stuck here; but if she goes missing again, I will throw a holy fit and storm the embassies and arcades of Greece.

Don't think I'm joking, Madame President--you know I'm not!

Secret Agent Annabel Lee

:P

I will ignore your comment about my lovely red tutu. It was my newest clothing accessory for month of November. And about that script....I didn't need one. No lines. But there is no bitterness here. No sir-ree!

Anyways, enough about me....wait....this post is my post. Which means I can talk about myself as much as I feel like.
Hmm....Let's see....what can I talk about that would get on my dear p.b.g (person body guard)?
AH! I remember a time when we were eating dinner. She subway, me panda express. Yum. Anyways, you all know how they always give you a fortune cookie with your meal? Well, I got one that I saved for later. Well, later came soon, because as we were walking around town, Agent Lee was acting all paranoid and such. So I opened my fortune cookie because I was starting to get hungry again. And guess what it said!!!!
"Don't be overly suspicious where it's not warranted."
I laughed so hard that I almost peed my pants. So I tell my dear agent Lee.....Please don't be overly suspicious about that box of chocolate chip cookies that I left on your desk....I didn't forget anything this time....well....I might have mixed up the salt and the sugar again....the Secretary of defense said that they tasted good....but I did catch him tossing the box that I gave him in the trash as I left his office.
Anyways, this is my post. Lovely isn't it??? I finally got around to it, even when I was very busy.
Yes, Agent Lee, I do count avoiding my responsibilities as what keeps me busy the most. It is at the top of my to-do list everyday.
Good day....good night....good bye....
I'll get back to my public sometime or later.

Curse You, Madame President!

Dear Madame President,
It has been MONTHS since you posted anything. The deal was that we would take turns posting, yes, but when you don't post for FOUR MONTHS, it tends to tick off the second party involved in the agreement.

Madame President: POST THIS WEEK. OR I WILL SHOOT YOU. IN THE HAND. So drop the tutu and the script and start typing.

I mean it! I'm so bored here!

Secret Agent A. Lee
American Secret Service
Bodyguard of a Moron

Hi...(nothing to say, really)

Hello everyone. I'm sorry, but I have nothing to write. I am completely drained. So, as you might have heard, Madame Stupid ditched her "temporary replacement" bodyguard to hang out at the arcade. Can you believe it?! I mean, here I am with my first week off since the Calcium Debacle of '09 (stupid congressmen's aids and their stupid gallons of milk) and Madame President goes and screws it up.

Oh well. I found a new outlet to unwind: deserts. I made some parfaits last night (with mint and raspberries from MY garden) and they turned out pretty cuss good.

Anyway, I'm thinking of making Madame President come with me to the shooting range.

And not giving her earplugs.

I have a feeling that'll make me feel MUCH better.

Secret Agent A. Lee
Personal Presidential Bodyguard
United States Secret Service